Haiiiiiil Satannnnnnnnn!!!!! Praise Smm Smm!!! Shemhamforash!!!
To my readers of which there are probably none,
Hola Bonjour!!!! I wanna talk about spiders and what they have to do with me. Arachnids are a big deal to me. Like a REALLLY BIG FUCKING DEAL. Arachnids are my first family. My tarantulas are the family I never had. I love and adore all Arachnids. Specifically spiders, scorpions, and orpiones (daddy long legs or harvestmen).
I have dreams about my tarantulas all the time. My current tarantulas that I do have are Izzy my female Gramastola rosea. Jellybean, my male Chromatopelma cyaneopubecens. Leeloo, my female Gramastola pulchripes. Last, Otto my male Gramastola rosea. I am hoping to extend my Arachnid family some more.
Here's the deal, Spiders especially are like what puppies and kittens are to you probably. I don't like mammal creatures and it's hard for me to find anything cute about them. So show me all you want but I think they're gross. I fell in love with spiders when I was a little girl coming from NYC to country ass Pennsylvania. I didn't know such beauties existed until I came to the poconos to visit while in foster care. From then on, I studied. I started with getting books from the library to going outside digging for spiders. Most of the time I'd find the wrong bug. Because I was the brave one not afraid to pick up the bugs in the house, and I was always getting caught talking to roaches and ants, I quickly went from killing them to taking them outside alive. I then took a break from my spider craze and became obsessed with jellyfish and volcanoes 😄😄😄. Then 7th grade came along and my science teacher happen to have a beautiful black tarantula that snapped me outta jelly volcano land, and then I fell in love again 😍😍😍😍!!!
When people tell me about how they killed a spider last night, or how they "accidentally" squished or sprayed it, I'll admit, I get infuriated 😡😡😡. I don't wanna hear that shit. These are the creatures I raise and breed. It's been like 7 years. I think about if my tarantulas weren't with me, what some inconsiderate slimebag would do to them. I keep all spiders safe and welcome them all in my home. They are not dirty. I'm not afraid of venom or getting bit. That's not how it is. My Spider Power website explains all. I'll talk more. For my highschool senior project, a 7th grade teacher lent me her class for a whole period, and I taught the whole class about spiders. I even bought a tarantula preserved in a clear block for them to pass around. My adopted sister and two other friends were my helpers as I took the stage. Also I ended it with spider designed cookies made by my best friend and a spider word search I put together for the kids. It was good time.
I think more people should know the TRUTH and more about arachnids. And that's what I'm gonna do! Spread the web of the spider word! It's what Satan made me for. Oh and for being a clown and just a fucking weirdo in general.
That's it for now! Hail Satan!!!
Oh, and if you haven't, ask me more about my Satanic Sister's Smm Smm cards so that you too can adopt him into your hearts! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Image below is of Izzy's most previous moult!
