Satan Letters 2: Begging for Eternal Winter

HAIIIILLL SATAN!!!! HAILLLL SMM SMM!!! I praise you dark and unholy lord!!!!

Dear Satan,

This weekend it was Jesus Christ's fake birthday. And the "people of God" celebrated it anyway. Talk about serving one master lol. The weather is disgusting. No snow at all and it is a shame. I want a winter to last for months and months!!! A foot of snow everyday!!! Is there a ritual to bring on the snow? If there is, send it to me. This is December. I remember when I first moved to this state on the opposite side, it would snow in October. There was always ice storms and snow all over the fucking place!!! What happened to the seasons????! Perhaps a little has to do with the ozone layer, or perhaps our planet is tilted the wrong way. Whatever it may be dark lord, please bring us eternal winter!!!! ❄ ❄ ❄ The satanic fire keeps me warm throughout the whole time.

Yours satanic and truly,

Clawdette Smm Smm🎃🎃🎃🎃

Letters to Satan 1

Haiiiiiil Satan!!!!! HAILLLLLL Smm Smm!!!! Praise our dark and unholy lord!!!!

HI!!!

Dear Satan,

Today is a beautiful miserable cold winter day! Just exactly like I like it. It is another great day to be a sinner here on planet earth. I'm writing because it's been a while. I have been going through some mild depression lately and trying so hard to overcome it by talking to you and the demons. I haven't given my tarantulas the attention I usually do. They are mad. I have been slacking on my stretching, my balloon making, and so many other things that are important to me. I also haven't been in contact much with my satanic sister The Blind Satanist and encouraging people to adopt Smm Smm. I will get right back to it anyhow. It's already in progress. All these lousy humans surrounding me are distracting me from what is important and from keeping me awake to the truth about the Earth's future. Everyone is rising against each other over politics. None of them realize they are just doing your work. The violence, the evil, everything in YOU. As I always say, people are Satanists and don't even realize it 🎃. If only people can see that sinning without trying to make up for it is so much easier than walking on air. And by walking on air I mean, repenting. Because in this world very few sincerely want to be a true person of God. There is too much hypocrisy. And we're all not exempt. So I will forever remain one of yours. We are too close to ending there is no way back. That's all for now. Shemhamforash.

Clawdette Smm Smm