CLAUDETTE!
Not Claudia. Not Claudine. Not Colette. Not Charlotte. Not Chandelier.
Though you may know me as Clawdette Smm Smm. Or "Fangs" The Clown. But short for all those is Spider. Just Spider will do.
I raise tarantulas. Sometimes breed them. I have been doing that for about 10 years now. I study arachnology. I have been doing that since the 6th grade. Even though I didn't go to college for it. I just get a joy and pleasure out of studying arachnids and teaching others about it. No I don't care about snakes or other reptiles. They are not the same.
I was born and raised for a while in NYC. I have also been almost all over PA. I am a former foster child since birth.
I practice satanic voodoo. I am a Devil Worshipper. That is not a game I play. I really do it. So make sure you read that again.
I clown around. There's never a day I don't tell jokes. I like to make people laugh. And when things go wrong I find something funny about that too. When I am not working a normal person job, I am a local sideshow and street performer in Pittsburgh. That's probably how most of you know me. If you read any of my profile, you will get why I put things in my mouth and down my throat for a living. So please zip ya pants back up. And come see me at a show if you wanna get to know me.
Facebook messenger is not a good way to get a hold of me. So bare with me and give me a chance to respond....eventually.
Aside from being a devil worshipping, two-bit New Yorker, and spider loving clown, I am a new mother. Yes I have a child. I'm not sorry boys 🎃🎃🎃.
What do I look like? I am Blatalian. My made up name for black, latina, and Italian. I am proud to be so. So if you are suddenly surprised by my posts about racism, just know I've been talking about it before you and will talk about it after you. 🎃
I don't hang out much. Only with a few clowns. I am mostly alone. But I'm cool with it. But I'm not antisocial. I can talk the hind leg off a mule. I drink occasionally. Have a cigarette here and there. I don't do any other drugs.
I am not really goth. I am not really punk. I am not really scene or whatever the hell any other category is I've been put in. I'm Spider. Itsy bitsy fucking Spider. I don't have a political party. I like who I like. I hate who I hate. I am not up with the times lol. I am not into lashes or threading my eyebrows. I don't wear weave. I don't wear leggings or yoga pants. I never got my nails done. I own nothing name brand. I wear garters and tights and little shorts and skirts. My hair is mostly in two ponytails all the time. That's how you will see me. Just in case you have suggestions like I've had in the past on my fashion sense. That's how you'll get me. My clothing and jewelry are blasphemous and sometimes have curse words on them. Don't be surprised now. I just told you. And it's in all my pictures 🎃. I have a size 12 foot, legs that go all the way up to my tits, and a little behind. No disappointment if I told you and you see me in real life 🎃. I am not vegan. I am not vegetarian. I'm an omnivore. I am straight. I drink hot tea all the time. My real jokes that I write are not perverted at all. I only date one person at a time. I do watch horror movies but I am not that over the top with it. I like manga and anime but I don't dress up. I hope you're getting this. Hate to leave anything out. Oh and don't forget, I'm talking about who I am. Not knocking who you are.
Still with me? Okay. I am not sure if I missed anything but these are the things I should clarify before you remain my social media friend. I don't plan on changing myself or my beliefs to accommodate anyone. I like me. In fact I love me. I like to get to know different people. We are all not suppose have one way brains. So I listen and see different things everyday from people not like me. If you are alright with me, cool. If you're not, also cool. I'm not for everyone. Everyone is not for me. But don't get so astonished about me when I just told you. 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
HAIL SATAN!!!! HAIL SMM SMM!!!!
