1. I can swallow swords while being demonically possessed.
2. I can have a tea party on Mars.
3. If I focus hard enough, I can use my telekenesis to force the snow out of the sky.
4. I can do a back bend on the tip of the Chrysler Building.
5. I can get through the day without growling at people.
6. That I can transform into Satan whenever I want during the day.
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